YES I AM a TEACHER-TO-BE!!

             Well, actually i don't have much to say, just wanna share some of my photos during my School BAsed Experience (SBE). Actually, i already been to two school, my first semester i went to ST Peter telipok.. then for this semester, i want to Sk Moynod, Beluran.
             Nothing much to say, just that i can see a very big different between these schools, as one of it the st. peter is a sjkc school, which means, it is near the town, while other school is a rural area school (pedalaman tahap 2). The experience was unforgettable because i get the chance to teach few classes (with shaky voice lol ), and the pupils called my TEACHER MAY<< hihihii...
             But, i think that i rather teach the pupils from rural area, its not because the allowance or whatever but i understand their feelings being very much left behind by the pupils in town. I was from a rural school so, I guess they do need me more. When i was in SK MOYNOD it was about two weeks before UPSR, what shocked me is that majority of the pupils did not know how to write composition,, so, i think i gotta do something for this,, 
            now, just enjoy the photos (kalau menghiburkan la.. haha)

Student life

          Looks like my blog been left for centuries, there's spider webs everywhere! lol.. i was quite busy with LIFE, eversince I'd finished my foundation years and continue to degree, life wasn't easy anymore. (cewahh, mcm xpnh ada mslh ja haha,,).. Though now I should be thankful that the class ended at 12.50 everyday (during foundation we have class until 4, sometimes 5, yeah u can see some kinda steam or whatever that evaporate into the air in our class,, everyone look damn tired and corpse like hahaha), still its not a ticket for me to have  SILENT HOURS after class okay haha.. 

        This semester, i have about 4 major papers for ENGLISH only, yess i am a teslian, but please..... please..... don't expect my English to be perfect, well, human makes mistake right? XD.. back to my topic, ermm the subjects that I have to seat for this semester are really deadly subjects, PHONETICS, METHODOLOGY, LEARNING AND LEARNER, and CHILDREN'S LITERATURE.. actually the children's literature will not be in the final exam, we'll seat for the test earlier but it will be counted for our pointer. 

        The final exam for this semester will be in the early November, so pleasee who ever read this,, do pray for me k.. i really need to pass the exam excellently,, amen.. hurmm,.. guess there's nothing to write anymore,, tomorrow i will seat for Phonetics test, wish me luck okay.. btw, just want to share some of my photos with friends back then in semester 1 for degree.. HAVE a BLESSED DAY EVERYONE!!

net and I, at suria, pretending to be secondary school students at pameran pendidikan (UNI),, wat2 muka  lepasan SPM,, well obviously muka baru touch up d watson XD

when there's no lecturer come to class,, in our own world, n that chinese guy at the back , our johorean  classmate, ng,, liang chaii oo XD

the FAT me n jnet again,, haha,, at jkkn,, one of our activities as PENGGIAT SENI yo!

also member of PENGGIAT SENI ,rica, the left one, and that sexy chick in the middle , i dunno HIS name, student from ums i guess,, don't judge book by its cover ok, he's nice and friendly,, wearing that for his character,, menjiwaii la katakan..hihi

another shot when no lecturer,, gosh i know my webcam is suffering haha!

during my first sbe at ST PETER telipok.. just got back fm school, m with my super cute niece, Acha..

me and my lil bro at home,, i know he's cute,, inherited from his sister bahh.. haha

senamrobik 1malaysia.. with my classmates, they are awesome as always!

another shot of us, my sister said i look like a ghost,, tooo fairr maybe haha

b4 penat melompat2.. joeye, me, lea, efi, net, rica, yg bwh dri kiri, rai, sopi, yana, sha2 n maci pidah hehe

lastly, this is for everyone that read,, semoga muka tenang btimun ini mjadi inspirasi untuk anda menikmati hari2 anda dgn tenang bbahagia selalu!! XD

3 papers to go!! ganbatee kudasai!!

     Though i had a hard time during the Lds@Grammar paper, i think i'm done with it for now. I don't have any idea about my result for this paper turns out to be after this. But, I am satisfy because i had give my best for this (though byk blank that I answered MERAPU hohoh). I just hope that i will pass this paper so that i won't re-seat the paper during holiday huhuu..

no more burden by the all the word class (at least till the end of this year )

          Now, there's only 3 papers left before i start my cuti-cuti Malaysia.. lalalala... WIsh mE lUcK!!!

LDV, SS, ES here i come!! 

fat reduction+exam fever!!!

     Ni hao alls?? hehe.. Setting a happy mood though m very nervous to sit the exam now. The first paper would be tomorrow, Grammar hurmm. Whenever i study Grammar and failed to understand it, the thought that 'AM I CHOOSING THE WRONG COURSE??' or 'SHOULD I BE TAKING MALAY INSTEAD OF TESL??' hahaha.. Then I realized that questioning myself about this will never change the fact that M a teslian right now. (Well, as a matter of fact i can change that if i hve rm1000000 cash to pay the government to cancel the contract which is only possible in my dream haha~~) So, i guess i just need to study and sit 4 the paper tomorrow. Ganbatte may!!
     Ok now about fat reduction lalalallallalalalaa... (happily dancing in the sun with my elastic belly lol). Gosh, never thought that getting my actual weight would be very hard. As the exam around the corner, i wasn't able to  take my meal properly. Sometimes I did not eat for a day, and then suddenly after few days, BUMP!! its like food fell from nowhere and I ate non-stop huhuhu~~ The mouth watering mcD, the irresistable Curry Laksa, ABC and etc. I know its not a healthy habit, yeah maybe MY mistake cos' I can't resist my temptation over food. Really a troublesome for me.huh!! 
     
      Like last night, my neighbour in hostel gave me the BURAS n TUMBUK (its a bugis traditional food, BURAS=rice steamed with coconut meal in banana leaf, TUMBUK=pulut with coconut milk, i kn0w, very high in fat n calories).

This one is buras, but mine don't have the serunding laa..hehe

And this is tumbuk HEHE..

      She asked me, 'U suda makan ka?' and I did told her I already ate (so, probably not whole of it is my mistake right? lalalalalaa`~~~) Then she said 'Na, sa kasi U ini la, thn ni smpi esok boleh mkn ngan sardine, sdp ni,' (my monologue, 'its not wrong to take that, rezeki comes once only, lagipun x sopan la 4 u to not taking her offer, waaahhh byk laa aq punya monologue alasan nak mkn heehe). And so, I took it and wanted to share with my roomates, but since they are chinese and not used to that food, they refused to accept it. 
     I open one of the buras and give them a taste but still they don't want it. I won't eat it alone~~~ In the end, i went to my friends room and gave it to them and keep some for my breakfast ngehehe.. right now m enjoying my buras with coffee. Its not a good combination but who cares?? haha..

everyday like this now huhuhu..

omo! pencil taste like chocolate when i'm studying grammar,  confusing+hard to understand+too many rule=INSANE!! 

Here's to ease my stress.. XD

    At last, take care of your health everyone, hope i'll excel in my exam tomorrow, FIGHTING!!! ko bolee tuu michelle may!!! ^_^

waaaa,, intelligent! brainy!! etc.. so positive!! (actually saja memujuk ati huhu)

fAT ReduCtion MissioN OngoinG!!

     its been a week since i started my mission hehe, (btw, i'm posting this because my blog is kinda like my journal, not attention seeker) guess  there still no change in my figure, its too eArly to see the result. Well, since this week is actually a holiday, but i refused to go back to my hometown and thus ended up with staying in the hostel n trying to study, preparation for the final exam. This also means that i am having disarrange meals plan. Gosh, i've been eating 'nasi impit' with maggi mee, eggs and wilted vegetables hahah.. Despite these, i kinda enjoy my food now.
     I had read in blogs and several articles, EGGS are not good for losing weight!!! yaikksss.. What am i going to do with it??? Well I guess i have to enjoy gaining my weight this week. XD.. I had went to the basketball court to do some exercise, but apparently I'm not in a PINK of health. I have a flu and cough, very bad cough i guess because i barely able to breath and do other activities. 
     Okay, since my life this week quite lifeless there's nothing much that i can share. Hold on! my menu today were:


breakfast- coffee+oat+cream crackers + maggi n egg (unique taste of coffee+oat haha)
lunch - too lazy to eat (that's a good news XD)
dinner - nasi impit GIANT + long bean wt anchovies + pama mihun wt egg..
supper - coffee only


Daa!! c u soon my blog!! =D

me n my gorgeous+stylo friend, net n the boy is my brother like in class, joshua..  which one is me? of course the round one kn.. hehe

my super cute n smart friends, sophie n net, i heart them so much.. they are the beauties with brains!! ^^

fat REDUCTION mission BEGIN!!!

     After recently weighting myself, I was shocked! my, my, MY!!! within 3 years I'd gain about 20kg?? wow, wonder if i can make it to 30 years now huhu.. I did tried to loss weight during the fasting month, but after the RAya, I cannot endure my desire to eat huhuhu.. GOSh, m living in frighten now.
    Right now, m planning to slowly reducing my weight again. Well, i might fail but at least i try isn't it?? hehe.. My inspirations right now are of COURSe the SNSD, (especially YURI!!), nina dobrev, the vampire chick, and also our golden heart miss Malaysia, Deborah Priya Henry.  But guess today i made a big mistake again, Since we were having an afternoon class, I was starved to death, and bought 'nasi campur' from the restaurant outside IPG.. 
    Hurmm.. the 'lauk' were so delicious, but i bet its calories and fat also delicious. Then, i went back to hostel as apparently continue my life like a sloth. DOing nothing than just watching videos from Youtube, movies, then lying on the bed and fell asleep. I barely woke up at 5pm, again I overslept. 
    I don't what type of spirit is possessing me now, but i always feel like craving for food. Just now, I had rushed to the 'gerai nasi' to buy me a 'dinner' at this early hour, and i ate like a oink2!! huhuhu.. I did tried to comfort myself by telling myself that i won't be able to eat any good food next week because i won't be going home for holiday. I will stay in the hostel for a week and hopefully able to study for my final exam.
    Now, talking about final exam already make me feel sucks! Gosh, my friend got excellent marks for their MOCK, and there i stood with my 'cukup makan' marks. Huh, that's why, i need to be patient with no holiday. CAn't imagine yslef going back to take exam if I fail in the final exam after this.=(
    Goin' back to my main topic, DIET! hehe.,. Starting from now on, I am determine to start back my diet plan. I think its not only for great appearance purpose only also healthy. I had problems with the amount of fat in heart, water, and etc. So, Wish me luck k! Goin to lose weights till the end of this year. Hopefully I can post my daily diet routine after this. JuSt want to encourage myself, no intention to show off or other things k. Do support me..^^ ganbate!! DAY 1 END 

the vampire chick!!

this is my favourite, KAtrina pEtrova, she plays 2 roles in the series.

I'm crazy to see her perfect abs!!

Yuri sarangeh!!

Gorgeous miss MAlaysia ever!! go Deb!

Can i be like her?? GAnbate!! Gonna try my best..^^

     

LaWak bEngOng!! hahahahaa~~~

         aloha~~ ni la POST sa pertama in malay.. hihihi.. Skg ni dekat2 mo raya+cuti ni mood wat assignment makin merundum. Sedarwasa itu, kertas2 assignment saya ttunduk malu lantas b'taPUk entah d mana daa.. So, saya pn menggunakan masa yang sangatlah EMAS ni untuk mencari cerita2 best..
         n... Tada!! ni antara cerita2 yang sa jumpa n mo share ngan kamurang.. ermm certain ni sa amik dri fb2 urang len so, I'm sorry kalo da yg x puas ati eaa.. tapi kn cerita lawak mang tuk kita SHARE.. hepi together forever.. kuang3x... hahaha... LAYAN~~~


Sudu.......

Di sebuah klinik yang terletak berhampiran sebuah kampung... 

Doktor : Awak nampak tak sihat? (sambil mengambil stetoskop) 

Pak Pandir : Pening kepala, sakit dada….. doktor.

Doktor : Aaa…. suhu badan awak tinggi, ambil ubat ni… makan 2 sudu, 3 kali sehari.

Pak Pandir : Terima kasih.

Seminggu kemudian…..

Doktor : Eh, kamu lagi? Apa pulak masalah awak?

Pak Pandir : pening kepala,…. sakit dada hilang dah…. TAPI sakit perut pulak….(sambil mengerang…)

Doktor : Ubat yang saya bagi hari itu dah habis makan? Pahit ke?

Pak Pandir : Saya makan habis dah ubat tu, tak ada masalah…… cuma, SUDDDU doktor…….

Doktor : Kenapa dengan sudu?

Pak Pandir : (dengan selamba) …. keras sikit ….. doktor!

Doktor : ???????
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situasi ni berlaku di kampung ...

di kampung e2 terdapat seorang haji yang kuat iman dan kuat amalan sedekah nyar....sehingga dia dipuji oleh org ramai dgn sikap nyar yg teramat alim hingga tiada tandingan nyar...kalah org arab....dia memiliki seorg anak tp tidak seindah sikap tuan haji......tp e2 semua tdk di ketahui oleh beliau kerana anak nyar berpura-pura baek dgnnya...tiba-tiba urg kg dpt taw m'dpt tahu yg anknya telah main judi di hujung kg......org kg pun gtaw kepada tuan haji e2...

orng kg:tuan haji,,,ohhh tuan haji......ada perkara nak d beritahu nie...

tuan haji:ada apa???bising2 dpn rumah aku nie....

org kg:gini tuan haji,,,anak tuan haji main judi di hujung kg.....

tuan haji dgn rasa terkejut berkata...

tuan haji:YA ALLAH,,apa nak jadi dgn ank aku nie....pnat aku ajr dia ilmu agama....ini blsannya dgn aku....dia sudah conteng arang di muka ku nie.....di mana aku maw letak muka ku nie....

tiba2 seorang remaja kg berkata..

remaja kg:tp haji....DIA MENANG HAJI....

tuan haji terkejut lalu berkta...

tuan haji:ANAK AKU BHA ITU>>>>>@@
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Bapa : kau ni betul² anak yg derhaka!

Anak : bila saya derhaka pada bapak?

Bapa : bapa haus nak minum susu,kenapa kau xkasi?

Anak : mcm mna saya nak kasi,bapa minta susu bini saya!

Bapa : salahkah bapa minta?

Anak : memang pun salah!

Bapa : kau jgn b'kira sangat dgn bapa!, dulu waktu kau masih kecil,kau hisap susu bini bapa...ada bapa kesah??

Anak : err.. [nak masuk rumah orang² tua agaknya beliau ni]
→ p/s: sayangilah ibubapa anda.
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Seorang banduan baru saja berjaya melarikan diri dari penjara setelah dipenjarakan selama 20 tahun. Dalam perjalanannya, dia terjumpa sebuah rumah dan memecah masuk kedalamnya untuk mencari duit. Tetapi yang ditemukan hanyalah sepasang pengantin baru yang sedang tidur di atas katil mereka.

Banduan itu mengarahkan pengantin lelaki turun dari katil dan mengikatnya dikerusi. Kemudian sambil mengikat pengantin perempuan di katil, banduan itu mencium lehernya, dan terus bergegas ke bilik mandi.

Sementara banduan berada di bilik mandi, pengantin lelaki berbisik kepada isterinya: "Isteriku, dia adalah banduan yang melarikan diri dari penjara. Lihat saja baju yang dipakainya, dia mungkin sudah lama dipenjara dan tentu sudah lama tidak menyentuh wanita. Dari cara aku lihat dia mencium lehermu, dia ingin melakukan hubungan seks denganmu, jangan menolak, jangan mengeluh, lakukan sesuai dengan keinginannya, berikan kepuasan. Orang ini merbahaya, jika marah, dia pasti membunuh kita. Jadi bertahanlah sayang.. Abang cintakan ayang.."

Sambil tersenyum, pengantin perempuan membalas,

"Dia bukannya mencium leherku. Tapi dia berbisik ke telingaku. Dia cakap, dia ni homo dan katanya abang seksi sekali dan dia bertanya dimana saya simpan body lotion? Saya jawab di bilik mandi. Bertahanlah sayang. Ayang cintakan abang juga.

lastly, Have a nice day to all.. hehehe..^^

evil laugh hahahaha~~~

smiling happily in disguise hahaha~~